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My name's Elise. I like to eat bread and talk in British accents. Not necessarily at the same time.

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katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure
samiiami:

ohmygod

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10knotes:

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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genitale:

The one and only question we need to ask, when we really want to know the person..

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tentacruels:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

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10knotes:

danny devito confirmed for smash

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